Seriously people??? Have we really come to the point of our lives where we just make up our own middle names and put them in replacement of our middle names on facebook?? Come on now…I am usually all thumbs up for trends BUT this has gotten out of hand!!!
Every time I log on to Facebook, look at my news feed, look through pictures its there!!! Negros with these types of names:
Joshua “Iwilltakeyogirlthengiveherrightback” Williams
Or Keisha “Igotabigdunkthatwillmakeuslapurmoms” Pickens OR EVEN WORST….
Jimmy “Soswaggerficandfuturistic” Jones…. COME ON…I am calling all of you out..you need to get a grip on life and realize that no matter how much you believed it when you requested that to be on Facebook, that NOBODY cares about you being swaggerific or futuristic. Believe me half of yall need to stop worrying about how in the future you are and get your life together RIGHT NOW!!
Now, now don’t get all tight over there. I am NOT talking about those who I have legit nicknames..I mean legit as in nobody really calls you by your first name and it would be hella hard to find you without that being in your name legit.
However Jasmine “Bigbooty” Killans, I am talking about you. Seriously, I have about 20 friend requests that will not be confirmed due to those wack middle names that they have.
I am sorry if your feelings are hurt..well then again I am not..sometimes the truth hurts and with this Facebook make your own middle name craze, its just like white and old people with slang words…just don’t do it.
And I’m Out!!
Yes you… right there looking at this screen..why are the
hell are you SO freaking lazy?? All you do is complain and whine..whine and complain and frankly your annoying me. I am so tired of my peers complaining about this and crying about that…when nothing is being done. Seriously I fear for our future, because it seems as if our generation is so content with where we are at…we are so used to people handing stuff to us that we have become..yes I am going to say it complacent (HA! You thought I was going to say lazy, huh? Well…that too.).
Our ancestors weren’t lazy, they picked cotton from sun up till sundown and we have the nerve to just want to sit on the sofa (yes negro sofa) and do not a thing but waste our minds on BET (which by the way is the demise of African Americans)!!
IF YOU DON’T LIKE SOMETHING THEN CHANGE IT!!! You have more power than you give yourself credit for. Plus, how can anybody know if something is wrong if you remain silent. I’m just saying..get up , get out and do something!!! Besides smoking that mary jane and wishing that someone would just give you a million dollars..go out and get it!!
Life has SO many opportunities that are just not taken…as a result of ignorance and laziness. So….do something with your life, set REALISTIC goals, and accomplish them. You only have one life God blessed you with so use those talents you have been given..believe me you don’t want to meet God and say, “Dang, I did nothing with the talents you gave me.” That is an eternal fail.
In conclusion, be productive!! Oh yeah, for all those out there doing something productive and making their dreams happen keep doing what you’re doing!!! Success recognizes success and you WILL be successful.
And I’m out! =]
Every now and then I like to post something about myself. Not that I am conceited ( I am definitely not), but for the simple fact that you must be wondering “Who the hell is this chick and why she expressing her views?” Needless to say you are on here and you deserve a little insight on who I am…
Well, something random about me….I am an undercover nerd!!! That’s right your girl is a nerd. I am super shy to approach a guy and holla at that lol, I love to write and believe it or not when I go into a book store I am like a kid in the candy store!!! Weird I know..but DON”T JUDGE ME!!!!
Yeah writing is my niche and yeah I keep a journal and junk…I am still a goon though. What do you think rappers do? That little notebook where they keep their rhymes in and their innermost thoughts is a
motherfreaking journal so get off my back!!!
I also write poetry that I let no one read..sue me! Well, that is all for my random things about me…I might do another random thing later late on (yes I meant to put two laters..don’t act like black folks don’t say things twice i.e its not cold cold but its cold outside)!!
- So we were at a Chinese restaurant and this is the conversation that was made:
- Brother: Dang! I don't believe this!
- Me: What??
- Brother: This shrimp came all the way from Hong Kong today
- Me: What??
- Mom: Marcus, what are you talking about it came from Hong Kong?!? How you know?
- Brother: Hey! I can read..the sign said Hong Kong Shrimp.
- Don't judge my lil' brother he only 16..smh...sad thing was..he was serious..smh
Ya boy Casey Veggies (a youngin at that I swear if I wasn’t 21 I’d…well nvmd) is back at it and I must admit I been on his music for a minute (thanks to Matthew Martin)!!! This guy has talent and spits that straight fire (do people say that anymore)! Well..listen to it..haven’t copped it yet
Listen to it & come back or tweet me what u think!! (twitter.com/shawntellLive)
It has come to my attention that guys these days are wifing up
hoes. I mean this has become so much of an epidemic that when I walk around I see a dude all in love with the girl who has been set out. Now, if you think I am talking about you then maybe..just maybe…you need to check yourself…I am not talking about anyone particular I am just saying in general. Dudes are wifing up hoes! Now..now I am not bitter I enjoy the single life and I know that when the time comes it’ll be right….but a hoe!?! C’mon son we gots to do better (and yes I said gots)
I know you heard the saying that “good guys finish last, ” well I hate to take it from the guys, but the good girls finish after the good guys and that’s real. It’s just sad… that all these dudes fall in love with the hoes. Well, hoes do be heard over heels for a guy and will do ANYTHING and everyone I meant everything lol to please her man.
Well, if that’s the case (and 9/10 it probably is) I can understand why the hoes are getting wifed up. If you want someone to bend over backwards and do a flip while rubbing her tummy and patting her head then a hoe is what you need.
I guess I answered my own darn question huh?! Well, in that case keep wifing up hoes…I know everyone will be on my nuts anyways when I become bigger than Oprah (money wise not weight wise lol)
Peace. & Remember
DON’T SAVE HER..SHE DON’T WANNA BE SAVED